Oh the pleasure of reassuring nods,
and the soothing blankness of undisturbed sleep.
You are the loud-speaker which guarantees a vast audience.
You taught me well the value of mass delusion,
and the benefits of ostracizing difficult rivals.
I bow before your power to overwhelm truth - the notoriously elusive dissident.
How I enjoy the smooth ride in your comfortable canoe, meandering swiftly downstream through the difficulties of life.